FOX NETWORK...GO EAT ALL THE DICKS

Good day.
First things first, a big thanks to our resident Ouzo for giving me a platform for my rants, raves and rhymes. I'll be dropping a line now and again with a full verbal M16 assault on various topics from the latest movies to Animation to why Rupert Murdoch and his chums at FOX can go eat all the dicks...

Which leads me to my first post, I have been a fan of a certain graphic novel for the last 3 years, it completely revolutionized the way I looked graphic novels as a literary form, and galvanised it in a way that you don't need to wear a Chewbacca utility belt or have most of your possessions in the original packaging to read them. What I’m talking about its the motherfucking WATCHMEN, written and illustrated by England’s finest Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.
(yes that is mine and signed)
Some of you may know that it has be translated onto the big screen in 2009, directed by Zach Snyder and distributed by Warner Bros. Now on the 24th December and court ruled during a long standing case against Warner by FOX over who owns the rights to the WATCHMEN.........FOX own the rights to the film!

Now lets put this into perspective, the company that brought us such classics as ELEKTRA and X-MEN 3 (any company that allows Brett " DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH" Ratner should have their balls removed) have decided after 20years of sitting on this property and not making the film, then allowed Warner Bros (of DARK KNIGHT FUCKED MY EYEBALLS fame) to put a healthy 250million dollars, make it R rated and 3hours long.

BUT.... if you’re Fox, you patiently waited until the excitement over the movie reached a boner-inducing fever pitch, and then you decided to sue Warner Brothers and, according to the New York Times, you won. On Christmas Eve, a judge ruled that Fox has the right to, at the very least, distribute The Watchmen. Will they try to stop the release of the movie? Probably not, (though they certainly could). Will they try to change it? Again, no. Will they make some fat cash off of it? Certainly. Should they eat all the dicks? Without a doubt.

This is about money, and if Murdoch and Tom Rothman could take a moment from wiping their arses with 100 dollar bills and sucking off their butlers while making shit films. Please leave the WATCHMEN alone...or this will happen.





and so I conclude, Geekdom is about the biggest power in the world bar the Iranians, and will use Internet forum based FORCE. We all hope for your sake FOX...that the WATCHMEN...WILL BE FUCKING YOUR EYEBALLS IN 2009.

Armand 3000.
Shutyamouf.